30th Birthday Poems

Best 30th birthday card poem ever

30th Birthday Poems: Turning thirty is something that all twenty year olds fear. From added responsibilities to the dreaded midlife crisis, everything about the thirties seems nerve-wracking from a distance. If you know someone who is turning 30, help them usher in this awesome decade of their lives with the sweetest and cutest wishes. Write a poem that talks about the funny idiosyncrasies of the years that lie ahead. Pen it down on a lovely card. You can even post it on your Facebook or share it on Twitter. Apart from being humorous and witty, you can even think of something inspirational and motivational if you think that the greeting needs to have a punch. Go on, help the new thirty year old reflect on this pivotal stage of life and ponder about what lies ahead.


1) Say R.I.P. to your amazing twenties

As you enter your boring thirties

Say goodbye to your crazy ways

Say hello to monotonous days

Bid adieu to irresponsibility

As you strive towards accountability

Don’t worry, I am just fooling around

Don’t let this rhyme bring you down

You will have the best time at thirty

So chill out, relax and take it easy

Happy 30th birthday


2) It’s that time of your life

When you get to see

Your beautiful past

And what’s yet to be

It’s that juncture of your life

When you look back and think

How quick you’ve grown up

How time has flown in a blink

It’s that vantage point of life

From where you get a view

Of the amazing things

That life is going to bring you

Happy birthday


3) Three decades of life

Means a lot of experience

They tell a lovely story

Of happiness and endurance

Three decades of life

Means you have many more to go

I wish you well for all them

Is what I want you to know

Happy 30th birthday


4) Don’t worry, don’t regret

Don’t be flustered or upset

You are about to witness

A time full of happiness

Thirty is the age to settle down

Enjoy fruits of hard work that come around

Thirty is the age to start things new

Along with exciting opportunities to pursue

As you celebrate turning thirty

I hope you achieve all the dreams you see

As you blow the candles on your cake

Beautiful memories, I hope you make

Happy 30th birthday


5) Thirty is just the beginning

Of exciting years ahead

On many new pastures

You will have to tread

This is the beginning

Of finding sweet success

In many new and different ways

You will experience happiness

So buckle up and brace yourself

For a ride so exciting

Thirty is definitely a milestone

That is worth celebrating

Happy birthday


6) I have seen your childhood years

As a young kid, you were outstanding

Then I witnessed your twenties

When everything about you was so confusing

Now that you are an adult

Your life is finally on track, so exciting

At thirty, your life’s epic journey so far

Is totally worth celebrating

Happy thirtieth birthday


7) Your milestone birthdays

Will come and go

But there is one thing

I want you to know

That I will always be there

When you look around

To cheer you up

Whenever you are down

As you celebrate

Your thirtieth birthday

Remember that I am here

To keep all your troubles at bay

Happy birthday


8) Thirties are not just about

Having a midlife crisis

Thirty is also about enjoying

Tailing youthfulness and bliss

Thirties are not just about

Starting a family

Or being over burdened

With responsibility

Turning thirty is your last chance

To create awesome memories

That is what I hope

As you enter your thirties

Happy birthday


9) As you turn thirty today

The boost in your career

And the best of your personal life

Will begin to near

The best of good times

You will experience now

Thirties is a decade which is

Exciting and how

Happy birthday


10) Hi oldie

A little birdie

Has told me

That you could be

Sad and gloomy

As you are aging quickly

But don’t be

Upset so badly

Be carefree

As you turn thirty

It’s time to be

Happy and nifty

Inspirational 30th birthday card poem

11) A third of your life

Has just gone by

The rest of your life

May also quickly fly

Start your countdown

To accomplish and achieve

All your dreams and ambitions

Before youth starts to leave

Go forth, take some risks

Live life a little carefree

It is now or never

As you turn thirty

Happy birthday


12) Party the night away

But don’t forget to ponder

Of the changes that life brings

As you turn a year older

Maybe a mortgage

Maybe a baby

Maybe a new job

Maybe a new journey

So while you celebrate

Turning thirty today

Keep in mind the responsibilities

That are heading your way

Happy birthday


13) Even though you are thirty

You still look like a teen

You look the best

That I have ever seen

Even though you are thirty

You have a teeny effervescence

I hope that you can always have

Such a youthful appearance

Even though you are thirty

You so free spirited

I hope that this decade gives you

Everything that you have always wanted

Happy birthday


14) The worst part about turning thirty

Is that you will feel for the first time

That age is creeping up

And you have gone past your prime

However, of your life’s best years

Thirty is actually the beginning

If your life was divided in seasons

This would be spring

So don’t feel disheartened

Don’t feel old and sad

Don’t think that life is running away

Just celebrate, don’t feel too bad

Happy birthday


15) Early thirties are some of life’s best times

Spontaneous and carefree

Because once you have a family and kids

You will have to live life differently

This is when you can really

Live life without much stress

Before the dreaded midlife crisis

In which everything will be a chaotic mess

So live it up, enjoy to the fullest

Make the most of this magical period

Smile, laugh, jump and celebrate

Before life finally becomes a dud

Happy 30th birthday


16) You hardly look

Thirty on your Facebook

You look like twenty

Not joking, seriously

You have the energy of a teen

More bubbly, you have never been

I hope you always stay this way

I wish you a happy thirtieth birthday


17) Celebrate your thirtieth

By doing something memorable

Make it the best birthday

By doing something special

Turning thirty is a milestone

That you will later cherish

Have the time of your life today

For you, is my wish

Happy birthday


18) The best times of your life

Are about to unfold

Don’t let your spirit age

Just because you have grown old

Don’t forget that the next

Few years to come

Will be the prime years

Full of happiness and totally awesome

Happy 30th birthday


19) If you took an assessment

Of your life right now

I bet you would be pleased

With your progress and how

If you sat down to take stock

Of all the things that you did

You would realize

That your life has been vivid

If you decided to gauge

How well you have been doing

I would say that at thirty

Your life is amazing

Happy birthday


20) Celebrate turning thirty today

Shout out loud and say

You have lots of wisdom in store

And you are not immature anymore

You are beyond your embarrassing twenties

Moving on to your enlightened thirties

You have a lot of experience and insight

To see things in a new light

Congratulations on turning thirty

This is the time to be smart and nifty

Happy 30th

Funny 30th birthday poem on a card

21) At thirty, life is an adventure

Which you have just begun

This is the time for you

To have the last bit of fun

It is a roller coaster ride

Which has just started to roll

So be carefree, have fun

Before age starts taking its toll

Happy birthday


22) In the race of your life

This will be the hardest part

Because there is no turning back now

You are miles from the start

The only way to tackle your thirties

Is to grab is by its collars

As you jump the hurdles and problems

While minting big dollars

Happy 30th


23) Don’t listen to anyone

Who calls you old

Thirty is just the beginning

Of life’s miracles to unfold

New jobs and kids

New friends and life partners

Are just some of the few

Upcoming exciting new corners

Happy birthday


24) Since you have grown old

Quicker than I thought

A gift suited to oldies

For you, I have bought

Since you will now

Settle down and start a family

Enjoy your last days of freedom

While you are still thirty

Happy birthday


25) Welcome to no man’s land

As you turn thirty

You are not too young nor too old

You are in the worst place that you can be

Welcome to the most confusing phase

Where you won’t know what to do

Should you act all grown up and matured

Or be carefree and just be you

This confusion was just meant to be

There is no avoiding turning thirty

You have no choice but to

Accept your thirties wholeheartedly

Happy birthday


26) Turning thirty

Is a warning for you

Little time is left

For the dreams you want to pursue

All your goals and ambitions

You must chase vigorously

It is now or never

To fulfil your destiny

Happy birthday


27) You are not too old

To be called as precious as gold

Nor have you suddenly turned to prudent

That you’ll avoid all silly accidents

Turning thirty doesn’t make you so wise

That you are qualified to give everyone advice

You haven’t gained enough life experience

To be called a person with matured intelligence

As you can see, you are in the middle of nowhere

Neither here, nor there

Alas, being thirty can be confusing

But that doesn’t mean you stop celebrating

Happy birthday


28) Wish you a happy birthday

Hoping that you are ready

To experience the best of life

That is yet to unfold like a story

Give you best wishes

Hoping that you will embrace

All the happiness of life

And the challenges you will face

Here’s hoping for a great year

At the end of which you will say

That the best one of all

Was your thirtieth birthday


29) Welcome to the beautiful thirties

Where life paints itself in red

Where you have so many choices

In life’s delectable spread

Where life is like a rising balloon

Full of countless possibilities

Where each day turns out to be

As pleasant as the breeze

Where life offers you the chances

To do anything you want to do

On entering the best phase of life

I wish a happy birthday to you


30) As you finally reach thirty

I am sure you will think and ponder

Of all the happy times ahead

Along with the responsibilities you will shoulder

But while you’re at it, don’t forget

To let loose and have an awesome party

As much as it sounds heaving and burdensome

It is actually a pleasure to turn thirty

Happy birthday